Which branch of Maths is most like Gustav Wood?
TrigOmNomNometry.
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have webbed feet?
To stamp out burning ducks
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...
Not screaming in terror, like his passengers.
"I'm sorry, Mr Smith, I have bad news and worse news."
"Oh no, Doctor! What's the bad news?"
"You have 24 hours to live."
"What could be worse news than that?!"
"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
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