My Theory

This is my theory: school makes me gain weight.

Here is my reasoning:

In the holidays, I will mooch around the house. No movement = no energy spent = no energy needced = not hungry = no food needed.

Or I will be in London/at a gig. In which case, excitement = overrides hunger = no food needed (annd I'll burn off loads of calories jumping up and down).


However, school goes like this:

Work = stress = running around like a headless chicken = need a way to get rid of stress. For me, that tends to be chocolate.

School makes me eat chocolate... therefore school makes me fat.

Plectrum status: asked about it by my Judo teacher. He knows who Lostprophets are.